Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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