So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I faked an abortion last night.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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