chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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