woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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