At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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