You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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