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that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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