that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
