So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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