I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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