So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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