He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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