when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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