I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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