we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
that is very illegal...i love you.
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