Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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