Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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