Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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