I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I enjoy the company of your penis
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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