You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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