I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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