just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
