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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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