Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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