Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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