i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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