Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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