Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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