She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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