would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Randomize
