At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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