i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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