i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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