plz talk dirty to me
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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