I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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