She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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