Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
