They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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