she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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