my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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