if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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