Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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