Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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