so let's talk penis.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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