I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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