Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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