My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
