Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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