if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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