i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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