did you get engaged???
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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