In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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